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A long time ago, a filipino teen went into DAILY CITY.
after getting beaten up by the locals, the teen called out for help.
PHIL, Dickman's nephew, heard the teen's call.
He brought the teen back to the apartment.
Over time, PHIL and the teen became like cousins.
The Dickman treated the filipino as their own.
DAILY CITY was full of hope.
Then... One day...
The teen became very ill.
The sick teen had only one request.
To see the grapes from their dealer.
But there was nothing we could do.
The next day.
The next day.
...
The teen died.
PHIL, wracked with grief, smoked the teen's REEFER.
He transformed into a stoner with incredible weed.
With the teen's REEFER, PHIL crossed through the city's boundaries.
He carried the teen's body into the sunset.
Back to the city full of dealers.
PHIL reached the center of the city.
There, he found a bed of lucious grapes.
He carried the teen onto it.
Suddenly, screams rang out.
The citizens saw PHIL holding the teen's body.
They thought that he had killed the teen.
The citizens attacked him with everything they had.
He was struck with blow after blow.
PHIL had the power to destroy them all.
But...
PHIL did not fight back.
Clutching the teen...
PHIL smiled, and walked away.
Wounded, PHIL stumbled home.
He entered the apartment and collapsed.
His blood spread across the floor.
The City fell into despair.
The Dickman had lost two nephews in one night.
The citizens had once again taken everything from us.
The Dickman decided it was time to end our suffering.
Every citizen who visits the city must die.
With enough grapes, we can shatter the boundaries forever.
It's not long now.
TITO DICKMAN will let us go down on his nuts.
TITO DICKMAN will give us hope.
TITO DICKMAN will save us all.
You should be nutting, too.
Hey remember those pictures that were satire of Swampyfan?
Well one of his friends blackmailed me into deleting them. The friend of Swampyfan's name is nicegirl97 (That's contradictory)
Holy shit, I'm sorry for you.
fucking normies
I know, right? They're taking over media! First comics, then TV, then video games, and anime will be next! Soon, all that will be left is Mongolian cave painting forums.