The Fourth Chapter. ShitBound Chapter 4 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
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The Fourth Chapter. ShitBound Chapter 4
The long awaited chapter four is here!
Paula was walking out of the cabin-cave-thing like a normal human being, while Ness was waddling with a derpy grin on his face. This may or may not be important, but Ness has a boner for the entire chapter. "Paula, let me spread my baby making nectar into your tummy." Ness said creepily, which caused the only marginally less creepy creep to whack him with a frying pan she, for some reason, had. "Thank goodness every member of my family carries around a pan." she said. Ness was then reduced to whining.
"Please, you're the first human girl I've met that has given me attention and hasn't been a family memb
Gemsona template: by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Gemsona template:
I made a gemsona template.
Name:
Gem Placement:
Pronouns:
Size:
Weapon:
Power:
Alignment:
(NOTE: Only do this if they are aligned with Homeworld) Diamond he/she was assigned to:
Description:
Background:
Personality:
Onward to Twoson! ShitBound Chapter 3 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Onward to Twoson! ShitBound Chapter 3
How are you still reading? This story is hectic insanity!
When Ness exited the tunnel, he wound up in a new city, Twoson, not to be confused with Tucson, Arizona. He saw that the sun was setting, and that he was hungry. He saw a hotel, which he paid 30 dollars to sleep one night at. When he went to sleep, he entered the dream world. "Hello? Anybody here?" Ness said. He was nothing but a blue outline of himself on a black background. He then saw a red outline character. "Ness..." the figure whispered into his ear. By that time, he was halfway fully erect "I am Paula. I have been kidnapped by the KKK. Please save me. I will give you oral pleasu
Fuck tha Po-lece! ShitBound Chapter 2 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Fuck tha Po-lece! ShitBound Chapter 2
I hate myself
Ness woke up in his bed. He checked under his covers. His cum stain was even larger! Offended, Ness killed his bed with his bat.
When he went downstairs, he saw his mom beating up a cis white male. "What the fuck, mom?" Ness said. "This guy said hi! He raped me!" his disgusting, fat, ugly feminist mom said. He went outside to the horribly sunny day. He decided to go to the drugstore to buy some drugs in the corrupt town of Onett.
"What drugs do ya want?" the black guy at the counter said. "I'd like some weed." Ness gave the guy some change and an extra dollar for a Rare Pepe yoyo. When he got outside, he went to a random side
ShitBound: Chapter 1 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
ShitBound: Chapter 1
Another new series
Onett, 2016
It had been a short time since Lucas recreated the universe by pulling the Seven Needles. It was a dark, but not stormy, night in the shitty little town of Onett. Just then...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A fucking loud meteor impacted the hovel town. This woke our hero up. His name is Ness, and he has overactive hormones. His bed was wet.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!???" He ramdomly yelled. He noticed his wet bed. "Damn it, I had a wet dream! And what was that large BOOM noise?" He wanted to go outside and investigate, but when he got downstairs, he was approached by a horrifying
Tales from Freddy Fazbear Pizza 1 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Tales from Freddy Fazbear Pizza 1
new series biotch!
Freddy was bored. And I mean, bored as fuck. Ever since the peace treaty between him and Mike, he could longer try to stuff Mike into a suit. Our bear robot was sitting on the stage, alone. Bonnie was backstage, experimenting with all those heads, Chica was in the kitchen, and Freddy didn't know what Foxy was doing. He wnt to go check on his fox friend. Foxy was on his computer, doing a roleplay with someone called SonicTheHedgehog988.
"Foxy, what are doing?" Freddy startled the red glob of overratedness before him.
"Oh hey Freddy, I'm just doing a roleplay with that SonicTheHedgehog988 I've been telling you about." Foxy
The Fourth Chapter. ShitBound Chapter 4 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
The Fourth Chapter. ShitBound Chapter 4
The long awaited chapter four is here!
Paula was walking out of the cabin-cave-thing like a normal human being, while Ness was waddling with a derpy grin on his face. This may or may not be important, but Ness has a boner for the entire chapter. "Paula, let me spread my baby making nectar into your tummy." Ness said creepily, which caused the only marginally less creepy creep to whack him with a frying pan she, for some reason, had. "Thank goodness every member of my family carries around a pan." she said. Ness was then reduced to whining.
"Please, you're the first human girl I've met that has given me attention and hasn't been a family memb
Gemsona template: by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Gemsona template:
I made a gemsona template.
Name:
Gem Placement:
Pronouns:
Size:
Weapon:
Power:
Alignment:
(NOTE: Only do this if they are aligned with Homeworld) Diamond he/she was assigned to:
Description:
Background:
Personality:
Onward to Twoson! ShitBound Chapter 3 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Onward to Twoson! ShitBound Chapter 3
How are you still reading? This story is hectic insanity!
When Ness exited the tunnel, he wound up in a new city, Twoson, not to be confused with Tucson, Arizona. He saw that the sun was setting, and that he was hungry. He saw a hotel, which he paid 30 dollars to sleep one night at. When he went to sleep, he entered the dream world. "Hello? Anybody here?" Ness said. He was nothing but a blue outline of himself on a black background. He then saw a red outline character. "Ness..." the figure whispered into his ear. By that time, he was halfway fully erect "I am Paula. I have been kidnapped by the KKK. Please save me. I will give you oral pleasu
Fuck tha Po-lece! ShitBound Chapter 2 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Fuck tha Po-lece! ShitBound Chapter 2
I hate myself
Ness woke up in his bed. He checked under his covers. His cum stain was even larger! Offended, Ness killed his bed with his bat.
When he went downstairs, he saw his mom beating up a cis white male. "What the fuck, mom?" Ness said. "This guy said hi! He raped me!" his disgusting, fat, ugly feminist mom said. He went outside to the horribly sunny day. He decided to go to the drugstore to buy some drugs in the corrupt town of Onett.
"What drugs do ya want?" the black guy at the counter said. "I'd like some weed." Ness gave the guy some change and an extra dollar for a Rare Pepe yoyo. When he got outside, he went to a random side
ShitBound: Chapter 1 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
ShitBound: Chapter 1
Another new series
Onett, 2016
It had been a short time since Lucas recreated the universe by pulling the Seven Needles. It was a dark, but not stormy, night in the shitty little town of Onett. Just then...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A fucking loud meteor impacted the hovel town. This woke our hero up. His name is Ness, and he has overactive hormones. His bed was wet.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!???" He ramdomly yelled. He noticed his wet bed. "Damn it, I had a wet dream! And what was that large BOOM noise?" He wanted to go outside and investigate, but when he got downstairs, he was approached by a horrifying
Tales from Freddy Fazbear Pizza 1 by Getoffmyboardnormies, literature
Literature
Tales from Freddy Fazbear Pizza 1
new series biotch!
Freddy was bored. And I mean, bored as fuck. Ever since the peace treaty between him and Mike, he could longer try to stuff Mike into a suit. Our bear robot was sitting on the stage, alone. Bonnie was backstage, experimenting with all those heads, Chica was in the kitchen, and Freddy didn't know what Foxy was doing. He wnt to go check on his fox friend. Foxy was on his computer, doing a roleplay with someone called SonicTheHedgehog988.
"Foxy, what are doing?" Freddy startled the red glob of overratedness before him.
"Oh hey Freddy, I'm just doing a roleplay with that SonicTheHedgehog988 I've been telling you about." Foxy
The Original Sonic.EXE Rant (EDIT READ DESCRIP.) by C0RPS3, literature
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The Original Sonic.EXE Rant (EDIT READ DESCRIP.)
DEAR VIEWERS: This rant he made was very old. I really suggest you read the interview rather than this old rant he used to have. Draw your own conclusions on him by not only reading this post, but take this new interview into consideration.
>> CLICK HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW
Steven and The Crystal Gems' Gas by 73squiggle, literature
Literature
Steven and The Crystal Gems' Gas
*Warning: This story contains spoiler information for the Steven Universe Series. Please read the description*
In Beach City, it was Steven Universe’s birthday. Held outside of the beach house in front of the temple (because there was no room inside the beach house) and many of the residents that were Steven’s friends were there. The crystal gems, his dad, and Connie showed up, of course. Garnet even separated into Sapphire and Ruby just for the occasion. But even a bunch of others like Sadie and Lars(who was forced by Sadie to come), the “Cool Kids”, The rest of the Pizza family, Ronaldo (To spy on the crystal gems m
SammyCSF parody: STOP HATING ON SPONGEBOB by xandermartin98, literature
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SammyCSF parody: STOP HATING ON SPONGEBOB
Stop Hating on Sonic is Sammy's most (in)famous video ever. It peaked about 150,000 views before Sammy eventually deleted it (for obvious reasons).
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LIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKE SPONGEBOOOOOOB. *panting* RRAAAAAAUUUUUUHGHGHGUGHG. STOP. HATING. ON. SPONGEBOB. FOR NO. REASOOOOOOON. Seriously, what the frick, guys? I mean, seriously. I hate all you frickin' Spongebob haters! SPONGEBOB. IS NOT. A BAD FRANCHISE ANYMORE. *panting* Alright, we have all these FRICKIN' HYPOCRITES criti-criticizing Spongebob for the l- for the LITTLEST OF REASONS. IT MAKES ME SO. MAD ERRRRGH.
I mean, seriou
Well, I'm finally back with a vengence. I'm going to start working on ShitBound Chapter 5, along with a very special eight straight days of crackfic shitposting.
A long time ago, a filipino teen went into DAILY CITY. after getting beaten up by the locals, the teen called out for help. PHIL, Dickman's nephew, heard the teen's call. He brought the teen back to the apartment. Over time, PHIL and the teen became like cousins. The Dickman treated the filipino as their own. DAILY CITY was full of hope. Then... One day... The teen became very ill. The sick teen had only one request. To see the grapes from their dealer. But there was nothing we could do. The next day. The next day. ... The teen died. PHIL, wracked with grief, smoked the teen's REEFER. He transformed into a stoner with incredible weed. With the teen's REEFER, PHIL crossed through the city's boundaries. He carried the teen's body into the sunset. Back to the city full of dealers. PHIL reached the center of the city. There, he found a bed of lucious grapes. He carried the teen onto it. Suddenly, screams rang out. The citizens saw PHIL holding the teen's body. They thought that he had killed the teen. The citizens attacked him with everything they had. He was struck with blow after blow. PHIL had the power to destroy them all. But... PHIL did not fight back. Clutching the teen... PHIL smiled, and walked away. Wounded, PHIL stumbled home. He entered the apartment and collapsed. His blood spread across the floor. The City fell into despair. The Dickman had lost two nephews in one night. The citizens had once again taken everything from us. The Dickman decided it was time to end our suffering. Every citizen who visits the city must die. With enough grapes, we can shatter the boundaries forever. It's not long now. TITO DICKMAN will let us go down on his nuts. TITO DICKMAN will give us hope. TITO DICKMAN will save us all. You should be nutting, too.
Hey remember those pictures that were satire of Swampyfan? Well one of his friends blackmailed me into deleting them. The friend of Swampyfan's name is nicegirl97 (That's contradictory)
I know, right? They're taking over media! First comics, then TV, then video games, and anime will be next! Soon, all that will be left is Mongolian cave painting forums.